• how to stop time:kiss
  • how to travel in time:read
  • how to escape time:music
  • how to feel time:write
  • how to waste time:social media

weetbixgod:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vaginas are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

I am honestly concerned for the state of sex education in America


shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

image

Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

ethereal-ineffability:


charmandercheesecake:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

satansgayson:

2spookysweatermeulin:

chibicrydoll:

cheezetits:

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough

In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.

YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
no sir, your mom is unconstitutional

we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning

The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke
the-disney-posts:

If you love Disney, you must follow this blog!







Can I watch this forever?

you guise dont know how much i love this

this is amazing

it brings me chills
wait, that’s just my ceiling fan.

this will always be one of my fav post on tumblr

I love rain so much i just want it to start pouring omg

i love this
coca-cola:

That laser cat sweatshirt really brings out your eyes. Just don’t look directly into the lasers with those eyes. Play Laser Cats here: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com
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